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Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
08/30/2018 at 22:30 • Filed to: WW2 shitpost, shitpost, shitposting, world war 2

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/30/2018 at 22:44

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Too soon.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/30/2018 at 22:55

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Am I allowed to post Titanic jokes?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/30/2018 at 23:01

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I personally prefer Challenger jokes like:

NASA - Now Accepting Seven Applications

But sure, the Titanic is fine.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/30/2018 at 23:26

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One that has stuck with me:

Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan is requiring Haynesworth — who did not take part in the team’s offseason conditioning program — to pass the test before allowing him to participate in practice. The test, according to the Redskins, consists of a pair of 300-yard shuttle runs — 25-yard sprints, out and back, six times. A lineman such as Haynesworth must complete the first in 70 seconds and then, after a 3 1/2 -minute break, complete the second in 73 seconds. 

https://deadspin.com/5602295/weekend-winner-media-members-in-better-shape-than-albert-haynesworth?comment=26881587

Shanahan should ask Christa McAuliffe how easy it is to shuttle for 73 seconds. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/30/2018 at 23:29

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Everything tragic becomes an  acceptable subject for comedy after 22.3 years. 


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > facw
08/30/2018 at 23:29

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Too good.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/31/2018 at 00:53

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It is known that Hitler did not trust Japan, and felt bad about Germany breaking their alliance with China in favor of buddying up with Japan.

I’d like to know how stupid he felt when Pearl Harbor happened.


Kinja'd!!! The last stock SC 5speed > Berang
08/31/2018 at 02:51

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Japan bombed Pearl Harbor so The US declared war on Japan, and only Japan.  Hitler’s response to this was to declare war on the US which was such an obviously terminally stupid move that Churchill celebrated with cigars and brandy in the middle of the night when he was awakened with this news.  


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/31/2018 at 05:58

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NASA = need another seven astronauts


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/31/2018 at 07:30

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You know, I wondered about that time, too. Even today I find that attack to be one of the most insane things to pull off. If they were much smarter and had a little extra firepower they’d have made even worse damage.

Semi-related: Dogfights wa s cool.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/31/2018 at 07:30

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You know, I wondered about that time, too. Even today I find that attack to be one of the most insane things to pull off. If they were much smarter and had a little extra firepower they’d have made even worse damage.

Semi-related: Dogfights wa s cool.